Today, my friends and I got our heads scanned in order to see...

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By Dan - 30/11/2017 21:45

Today, my friends and I got our heads scanned in order to see whose brain is the most impressive. I have a golf-ball sized brain tumor in my frontal lobe. FML.

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katmstein 18

Saturday 2 December 2017 18:11

that's horrible I'm sorry, but it's good that you found out before it got much worse

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katmstein 18

Saturday 2 December 2017 18:11

that's horrible I'm sorry, but it's good that you found out before it got much worse

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