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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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Next time, text me instead

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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You deserved it 4 028

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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Calcultated

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 06:15

Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML

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Eternity

By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 16:17 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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robc32ca 4

Monday 6 December 2010 16:19

pull over get gas leave her behind

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 6 December 2010 16:22

So what happened in the previous 4 hours?

Comments

AnaBroseki 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:19

Aww, that sucks.

BubblesandSushi 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:46

*awkward*

hibbyskid80 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 7:13

id open the car door and push her out make sure ur doin atleast 80 tho..

nosferatu4444 10

Friday 19 August 2011 13:31

ehrm, is she like inbread? cause that's rather socialy impared

MarioDragon 14

Saturday 8 October 2011 4:41

Maybe she sent it to the wrong person

Wolfe7201 1

Monday 28 November 2011 2:55

Why the hell would she waste her time if she wanted to leave you. So awkward. Sorry!

romeonsingcross 15

Saturday 11 January 2014 1:03

Were*

irgndsondepp 15

Wednesday 30 April 2014 14:49

Did you get back together on the ride?

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Friday 1 August 2014 2:29

One of you was driving one of you shouldn't of had your phone.

Solano2580 24

Friday 10 October 2014 16:49

Should have dumped her on the side of the road

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