By Cpm - 01/12/2009 01:55 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0

This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P

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gozar_fml 1

You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.

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oOMr_JonesOo 0

hey man thats not so bad. at least your getting laid. haha.

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avarik 0

that's a big step man

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MimE_fml 0

it gets worse as the years go by lol

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Scorch117 0

Gotta set some standards, OP. (post #117 and screenname 117.) :)

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Evelynn84 6

It's shit. Everyone does it. I fear for your children (whenever you decide to have any). What are you going to do when you have to wipe their ass? Use a power washer & blast the shit off? Grow some ballz OP lol

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ilovenoah 0

we shit glitter ;)

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signuplogin 1

You know what's funny about this ...... I read this same FML a month ago but girlfriend was boyfriend

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JRokka850 6

Stop being a pussy if you love her than who cares...her shit comes with her

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ktizzley2k 8

Trust. Takes years to earn, seconds to regret.

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