Love: Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital...

By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 11:00

Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML

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By verbaltodomestic - 08/09/2013 19:31 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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Why indeed

By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Davison

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML

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Tori Amos?

By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By housematefromhell - 21/07/2018 21:29

Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML

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That's… a crime?

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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About3goats 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 22:58

have some one call her and tell her you're dead see how that goes

always_smile_fml 3

Wednesday 2 March 2011 23:03

leave her she's an immature bitch

Comments

mandi625 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:12

Aww, you're such a caring boyfriend. x] <3

whybother8 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:13

what a b*tch

grdianknight 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:41

at least she knows she you react well in tragic situations...

Skullcrusher 5

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:41

How could that cause a panic attack? You're weak!

brighteyes81 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 8:53

Why don't you google it smart guy.

EvilSpirt 5

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:55

Wowww..... Why.... Whaaaa.... Why would she do tht..... The risk....... I would kill her.....

something224 6

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:58

Punch that bitch in the stomach!

brighteyes81 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 8:54

Ur a bad man.

sparta98 4

Thursday 3 March 2011 4:01

I hate how the world works. There are great guys out there that just keep getting shat on when they truly deserve a girl that at least cares. The girls that care end up with the abusive assholes. I hope you can be an exception, OP.

tparis90120 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 4:01

only ******* get heart attacks

PincheLeti 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 4:10

Haa i did that once to my ex now and he would have a panic attack oh well he deserved it

1_Classy_Hobo 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 4:17

damn... you should get someone o do the same to you. but you send a picture of you looking seriously hurt. see how she likes it. then she'll probably get mad and leave you