By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 11:22 - France

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

No, how could you be so mistaken? The purpose of a roof is for protecting basilisks, he who should not be named, an other demonic forces from crossing over into the mortal world.

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enonymous 8

My roof only protects me from the Government stealing my grandma's cookie recipe.

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tidbre123 0

I hear a lawsuit aha fyl

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AlterrOnmi 0

yes, silly you OP smh

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starwind3438 9

Agreed. What kind if landlord would have a roof looking like Swiss cheese. That's the laziest maintenance I've ever heard. FYL indeed.

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boyguydudemalema 0

i thought the roof is for higher ground so you have a better view for when you want to peg your neighbour's face with water balloons . . . i guess im wrong

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Alwayspullout 7

The hole was big enough that your kitchen flooded, but yet you hadn't noticed anything wrong?

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ohrlynao 0

Silly you... roofs aren't to stop rain! They're just decoration, you silly goose!

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imacreeper 3

"Oh no worries, this happens quite often when it rains." "Oh, okay, I'll remember that for next time. Thanks!"

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Idonebeenhad 17

incoming American stereotypical comments

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Lucidium 0

are you retarded? he said comments. unless the OP has posted comments, stfu.

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zakkyzebra 11

89, op is in France but may not be french.

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kevinfenchak 0

57 it doesn't need to be a giant gaping hole in the roof for it to leak, do you even know how leaks happen?

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Idonebeenhad 17

Think before you comment. Someone said they hear a lawsuit coming, and of course someone was bound to mention Americans suing a lot, which, by some miracle didn't happen

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shift_love 13

tell that dude to come fix it. or else you'll just have to stop paying your rent.

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crxb16 2

It'll start to smell like Old Greg's mangina if ya don't get that fixed!

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shift_love 13

it never fails. everytime I comment everyone has to reference my mangina. it makes me smile my fuzzy little man peaches

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atthegates 0

OP is French...probably due for a shower anyways

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Maybe you shouldnt live in a shack.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Silly Op, everybody knows good roofing is for the homeless!

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agaba 0

ur pic makes it funnier

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iAmScrubs 19

No, how could you be so mistaken? The purpose of a roof is for protecting basilisks, he who should not be named, an other demonic forces from crossing over into the mortal world.

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lexiemae97 9

his name is WALDO THE WEASEL!!! (boom chicka boom chicka)

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denbeste 3

close #45 but, it's "bow chika bow wow". Half a point for effort.

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maskedman 9

I always thought it was "brown chicken, brown cow." That's what Farmer Dave used to yell at me whenever I bent over in front of him.

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omg_a_BALLOON 0

Why do people always have to mess up such a funny comment -_-

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alexg823 0

You mean like you just did? -_-

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thebestof1984 0

Time to break that lease!

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enonymous 8

My roof only protects me from the Government stealing my grandma's cookie recipe.

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enonymous 8

Dey Dun Stoleded MAH GRAMZ COOKEE RECIPII?!@!?!@111

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nmearayta 0

stole is the past tense of steal

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catatonicsleep 17

isn't the past tense in this case 'stolen'... 'the government have stolen it', stole would only be if you were talking about yourself 'i stole it'

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enonymous 8

Eye em schoocked dat u onlee fhound uno probhlam wif mah sphellung

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jleowags48 0

no it's only if you say you have stolen. without have it would just be stole

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