Today, My mom remembered my dogs birthday...And forgot mine FML - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2017 18:19

Today, My mom remembered my dogs birthday...And forgot mine FML

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Friday 26 May 2017 19:57

Archer? That you?

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Friday 26 May 2017 19:57

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