By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
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tehman117 21

If your girlfriend would dump you over that I'd say "good riddance

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Pink185054 16

1.Get a restraining order on the crazy ex-girlfriend 2.Find a new gf that trusts you 3.Good Luck

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catharsis5 9

Your first ex sounds brilliant. Crazy, but brilliant.

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IAmzephyr 22

bro your ex probably helped you dodge a bullet

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amileah13 26

That's terrible! Some people are just nuts. I'd say file a restraining order, but from the likes of it, that won't do you any good. Sorry :(

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PennyLane27 32

I feel you, OP!!! Years ago, an ex bf of mine somehow found out who I'd been dating....somehow "bumped into him" at a bar in a town 150 miles away....somehow recognized him....and proceeded to tell him to dump me asap bc I'd "take him for all he's worth". THEN did the same thing to some other guy a year later!! I'm about as far from a gold digger as you can get..... The irony? He constantly mooched off of me in college.. And, If all I wanted was to squeeze the pocket of someone wealthy, I would have stayed with him... I was pretty pissed at the time(s), for what he did. It was pretty weird. And a major cockblock. But, it's all hearsay now.

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HeartYou101 31

I have a situation not as bad as that, but I was seeing a verbally abusive guy for 9 months and I finally had enough after he nearly hit me in a local pub, so I broke up with him. He walked for 4 hours to my house, 3 days in a row - At first he cried into my face and begged me to take him back and by the last visit he started indirectly threatening me to go back out with him. I got scared, said I'd call the police and that I'd get a barring order against him if he didn't leave me alone, which he did thankfully. He even went as far as adding guys I was seeing at different times on Facebook over the duration of a year and a half, but he'd never say anything to them if they accepted the request, which was kinda weird. I cut all contact with him for a long time after that. We would say hi to each other on the street now to be polite, but I'd never be friends with him again...

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ladoom 23

Okay you will all hate me for this but, everyone keeps saying "get a restraining order" It is so pointless and does not solve the issue. Most people around the world would not go and get a restraining order simply because of Facebook abuse etc. The ex would have to do a lot more. Especially guys do not like getting restraining orders because a lot of them feel they can "handle" it. It's so easy to say "OP go get a restraining order" from behind your computers, phones etc. So OP figure out a way to show your ex that she is not wanted. Sometimes ignoring them backfires. That's it, rant over, let the dislikes roll in. Merry christmas and a happy new year!

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lvg_fml 10

It's also not that easy to get a restraining order. He'd never get one just for a facebook post

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randomgalzbo 17

Looks like this ex is as crazy as the previous one!

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Sober_CJ 10

Well she did you a favore at least your not waiting your time with her anymore.

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amazinghermit 14

Sounds like your new ex had some severe insecurity issues. If it didn't happen now it would be something else later.

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DUBSTEPMON 13

Don't flatter yourself because you have a "stalker"

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syed121417 22

In what way would your girlfriend (well, ex) take that as cheating? I say to cut contact in any way with both of them. And how did the crazy ex know that a simple :) would make her break up with you? Wow.

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