Today, my prayers finally came true when my biggest crush actually... - FML

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By outplayed - 25/08/2017 04:20

Today, my prayers finally came true when my biggest crush actually came to my house. I quickly prettied up and right before I get to answer the door, I saw him leave with my 5 year old sister. They got paired-up at our school's little and big brother/sister campaign and are out on a play-date. FML

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