Kids: Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night...

By mskawaiibat - 29/06/2013 10:01 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML

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By wide awake - 31/07/2020 14:01

Today, I'm spending the night at my family’s house. I have to share a room with my two kids and their mother. The three of them snore like warthogs in a zoo. Desperate for sleep, I went to go sleep on the couch. The dog sleeping on the rug snores like an old truck. I’m never going to get any sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I'm stuck with sleeping in the same room as my mother. The problem? Her snores are extremely loud and a full minute long. I'm not kidding, I timed it. FML

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By Sleepless - 05/02/2019 00:00

Today, my dad and I had to move in with my mom. There's only two tiny rooms, and my aunt lives there along with her dogs and my cat. The dogs have tried to kill my cat, I have to share the bed with my mom, who snores BAD, and I haven't slept in two days. I work early all week. FML

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By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

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By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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By gummy - 03/05/2019 16:00

Today, despite asking her to stop countless times, my stepmom still barges into my room explosively and without warning. I faint when startled. FML

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By driving me crazy - 26/05/2017 16:00

Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML

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demonmonkey 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 17:01

Sleep scratching? That's a new one...

BjgUsername 12

Saturday 29 June 2013 17:09

Maybe she's angry that her mother married your father and stayed awake just to screw with you in an attempt to make everyones lives harder? I only suggest this because I've never heard of sleep scratching and you'd think the sound of nails on a chalk board would wake any one up.

Comments

KiddoKS 19

Saturday 29 June 2013 17:15

See if you can move your room somewhere else like the basement. Just make sure you bring a paddle!

hemz_fml 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 17:16

Well, I don't know what to say.

Kc1001 14

Saturday 29 June 2013 17:19

it's your apartment. set the rules.

jessBeAqueen 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 17:27

it doest say OP Has ownership of where they reside

KiddoKS 19

Saturday 29 June 2013 17:30

Although your scenario is not impossible from the wording, it's a lot more likely that the op lives with their dad, not in their own apartment.

keverdeen 14

Saturday 29 June 2013 17:19

Sleep scratching? time to call an exorcist...

cmb8280 24

Sunday 30 June 2013 9:00

My boyfriend swears I laugh in my sleep. Sometimes I laugh so hard I wake myself up "/

EmsyyyRose13 24

Sunday 30 June 2013 9:08

52- That sounds terrifying!

websphere69 27

Saturday 29 June 2013 17:20

Gloves work wonders...

golden_warrior 23

Saturday 29 June 2013 17:27

I hope your step mom brings income to the family so you guys can can buy a bigger ******* house.

jessBeAqueen 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 17:34

im assuming that if another bedroom was available you wouldnt be sharing a room.....time to introduce her to a pull out couch? sound machine? maybe covering side of bed with something soft like a quilt ? declaw her and a muzzle????