Today, my wife and I were getting steamy in the bed. It wasn't...

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By "ThrottleJockey" - 17/10/2017 05:46

Today, my wife and I were getting steamy in the bed. It wasn't until midway through that I realized her new nightshirt was a big Cookie Monster face. I couldn't finish and feel as though I've defiled a once-loved icon.FML

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