Today, my wife has started a kickstart project to create a dating...

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2017 12:57 - United States - Gibson

Today, my wife has started a kickstart project to create a dating app for lesbians. Im not sure if I should be concerned.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 27 November 2017 22:24

Lesbion-est. That's pretty funny.

PhantomCrevan 8

Monday 27 November 2017 18:01

Quick solution: Ask her if there's a story or reason behind the desire to create it that makes the creation of such an app important to her.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Monday 27 November 2017 18:01

Quick solution: Ask her if there's a story or reason behind the desire to create it that makes the creation of such an app important to her.

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 27 November 2017 22:24

Lesbion-est. That's pretty funny.

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