Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
By Edwardscissorhands - 06/09/2017 18:05 - New Zealand
Today, my wife surprised me with a handjob whilst watching tv. Unfortunately this came to an abrupt end after the cat decided my balls must be a new toy for him. Ouch. FML