Today, one of the horses at my workplace stepped on my bad foot.... - FML

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By Taya - 01/10/2017 09:46

Today, one of the horses at my workplace stepped on my bad foot. The reason my foot is bad is I dropped a kettle of water four days ago, and it has a small third-degree burn on my toe. After the horse stepped on my foot, I yelled in pain. This disturbed a nearby bee, which stung me on my nose. FML

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