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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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Does this smell weird?

By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 15:05 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML

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By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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By J Rush - 21/03/2012 11:46 - United Kingdom - Welshpool

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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By imamess - 15/09/2014 21:37 - United States - Rockville

Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML

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By stitchwitch - 18/05/2023 00:06

Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML

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uhhh_khakis 2

Tuesday 2 September 2014 0:28

Switch their mayonaise with shampoo

MomentoMori 23

Tuesday 2 September 2014 0:26

Fill their Oreos with toothpaste. Payback is a bitch.

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pptm 13

Tuesday 2 September 2014 16:31

Lol

Dobhrionn 10

Tuesday 2 September 2014 17:49

Plot twist: Lives alone.

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 2 September 2014 18:10

Mayo is actually pretty good for your hair. But payback will be a bitch....when you find out.

AlwaysWatching 27

Tuesday 2 September 2014 21:23

That's supposed to be good for your hair anyway. Many celebs do that

Saraishi 24

Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:40

Eggs and oil are a. good conditionier so at least it doesn't ruin your hair.

afroman52 12

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:02

At least they didn't switch your mayonnaise with your shampoo!

redstone7693 29

Wednesday 3 September 2014 0:05

Fill their toothpaste with wasabi

jeriaslovesyou 16

Wednesday 3 September 2014 3:46

I would be so angry! Switch theirs out with bleach. ;)

lovelyvampire 16

Wednesday 3 September 2014 4:26

they do say it's a great moisturiser!!

wvcheesehead 13

Wednesday 3 September 2014 4:33

Just one gentle pass with their toothbrush over a stick of deodorant... you will be even.

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Does this smell weird?

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