Today, thanks to a chronic illness that causes spontaneous fatigue,...

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By Cowgirl - 05/10/2017 03:08 - United States - Springfield

Today, thanks to a chronic illness that causes spontaneous fatigue, I fainted on my boyfriend while having sex. At least one of us thought it was funny. FML.

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Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML

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