Miscellaneous: Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked...

By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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By st3phani3b - 26/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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jupiter80 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:13

why? just walk out the door

Monikabug 9

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:16

A legitimate FML post if there ever was one. OP, I sincerely hope that most of your belongings weren't completely damaged beyond repair and that you can get all of the water up soon before more damage is done. FYL. FYL. FYL. FYL. FYL. FYL. And again, FYL!

Comments

Crazy4Christ 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:50

ok umm... don't poop so much?

Jrefinne 7

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:15

And die of constipation? Great idea. At least it'll save OP some money.

FarSide 22

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:00

It only boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit at sea level. Just sayin... No, I am not the Nazi physicist.

FarSide 22

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:05

What I want to know is how the hell did a toilet manage to explode? Did Homeland Security raise the terrorist threat level when I wasn't looking? Or did dirty little Johnny try to flush another elephant turd? Inquiring minds want to know...

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:09

I was thinking more along the lines of a mutant alligator wanting to join a middle class family without going through the hassle of adoption papers.

FarSide 22

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:15

Nice redgreenblue! Or maybe an illegal mutant alligator immigrant who was afraid of Border Patrol. I hear INS can be a real bitch if you manage to sneak by the TSA.

FarSide 22

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:10

We don't use the metric system because we don't have to.

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:30

ewww shit water evaporation

jakester020 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:31

happy easter :)

TokinUp 6

Sunday 24 April 2011 10:33

Easter? This is fml, there is no god here.

ryanstan123 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:58

welcome to Texas. last year, it was above 100 for 30 days straight. get over it

The_Weirdo 10

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:34

Only 100? Where in Texas do you live?

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:59

To all of you asking why the OP couldn't just leave, ask yourself: Would you simply leave your house if you knew water was pouring uncontrollably and was causing damage? The OP had to stay to prevent the problem from getting worse.