Today, thinking I was alone I let rip quite an impressive fart.... - FML

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By Harrison - 06/09/2017 01:54

Today, thinking I was alone I let rip quite an impressive fart. As I turned around I realised I had just gassed my manager, who happens to be a dwarf, right in the face and he was visibly retching and trying not to be sick. Not sure if I should just quit or wait to be fired. FML

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