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By PentiumBawls8 - 20/01/2010 22:38 - United States

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2014 08:13 - United States - Seaside

Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly and walked away. I then remembered that my friend wrote "penis" on the wrapper. FML

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By Lio - 12/11/2008 05:25 - France

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to a new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

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By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML

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By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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chaos753159 4

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:19

wait she wanted you to "T-Bag" her and u just gve her a condom LOL

Seventytimeseven 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:16

hillarious, not FYL. JUst highly amusing

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dawgzor 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:38

Lol. Am I the only one noticing "asked me for a tea bag"? That's just wrong

Amanjot13 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 7:17

Yea i noticed it too. LOL

DJ_Chutfield 4

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:39

lol, I thought the FML was gonna be "someone overheard her asking me for a 'teabag' and told my girlfriend." Didn't see a condom coming. YDI for keeping your condoms next to your teabags. Wtf?

sucka_fool 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:27

I was thinking that. lol

JoshTheMaggot 8

Thursday 21 January 2010 8:51

definitely and where did he get the tea bag. he just carries it in his wallet. ydi pay attention

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 18 July 2016 11:11

Plot twist: OP wears tea bags on his schlong and prophylactics as tea-drinking devices

Soulathyia 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:40

She asked you for a tea bag and you gave her a condom? Lol she probably thinks you did it on purpose as a sarcastic joke. Play on words. Play on words.