By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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warsun 27

I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.

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crimsonprodigy 15

Did you confront her about it? You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.

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captainsmegma 12

And the award for the most devious **** goes to.....envelope please....your girlfriend.

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Not worth your time OP. Now that you know the real her move on and away from anyone taking her side after you've explained yourself. Eventually she'll reveal herself to them as well and you'll no longer look like the bad guy.

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russfml 31

You should have turned it around on her. Say oh no babe I actually bought those for you and I wanted to surprise you.. Then dump that crazy bitch, reputation saved. FYL but you dodged a bullet of crazy

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False_Stupidity 41

That would have been a brilliant way to turn it around since I doubt the lingerie was used. (unless of course the crazy ex has resorted to panty snatching) And If it was already the ex's lingerie you should be able to prove it.

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interesting33 36

I think she still would have pretended not to believe it.

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rabbitstew45 4

Bro, you don't need a woman like that in your life. She just proved herself immature. Confront her and move on.

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lesly30 14

That's a messed up way to break up with you. She was just trying to find an excuse. Guess she preferred to make you look bad instead of being honest.

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feven 32

Women are always the victims. Logic. /sarcasm

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thatcoolguy123 14

dafuq is she, 13? that's so immature. she was just trying to find a stupid way to dump you since she's too much of a coward to be honest. those other people? screw them. people these days just never believe what other people say about something and just believe one idiot person.

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annarcheer 19

that's when you find her hiding lingerie under your bed you go "hey sexy can't wait to see that on you later" and you wink at her.

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