Today, while in school i had an opened chocolate bar in my trouser... - FML

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By Whymeman - 02/09/2017 21:04

Today, while in school i had an opened chocolate bar in my trouser pocket. Little did i know there was a hole in my pocket that resulted in a chunk of melted chocolate rolling down my leg and out of the bottom of my trousers. I'm now known as the 17 year old kid who still has "accidents". FML

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