Insects and Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 01:03 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML

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Hacksaw 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:16

Turn in your penis and get out; you are a man no longer.

jloveee 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:16

hahaha your sister is awesome :)

Comments

starbeam 0

Friday 18 December 2009 18:45

your sister saw your penis, heard you scream like a girl and owned you. jeez, no hope for you at all.

Novagnome 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 0:10

You run out of your bathroom screaming because a cricket falls into the bathtub... words cannot explain how much you fail.

Darthbane2007 17

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:09

Stop lying OP. No sane person runs out because of a single cricket..

x_MorbidBarbie_x 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 22:25

Ahem, I don't believe the OP said that he seen the cricket and that's why he ran out. He seen the shadows "WHICH HAPPENED TO BE A CRICKET." Maybe he didn't know it was a cricket till he ran out.

whatthefuckcunt 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:08

Ahem. He saw "shadows" and runs out of the shower naked and screaming like a bitch. If that's not enough of a **** his shitty life, his younger sister saw him and proved she most likely has bigger balls than him... and hell, after that, I would assume an ANT has bigger balls than him. A ******* shadow? Really guy? God damn - what a sad little ladyboy....

Xxsunset_angelXX 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:20

ydi, dude... and your sister made the moment movie worthy. brilliant:))

naflower05 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 23:26

hahahahahaha! that's epic! your little sister is amazing! =]

tothetest300 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 14:47

i love your sister!

tothetest300 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 14:47

i love your sister!

tothetest300 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 14:47

i love your sister!

Sahuro 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 2:32

The first FML that made me laugh out loud. My mom heard me, and I showed her. Then she called my dad. Congratz, MATE (Yes, you are still a man. Barely)! You and you sister are now celebs in my house =) I clicked both Agree and YDI, though. Because that DOES suck, and no matter your age(s)/size of your balls/why you screamed, that comment from her was WIN!