Today, within hours of my 9yo brother finding out I have a boyfriend... - FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 21:23 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, within hours of my 9yo brother finding out I have a boyfriend I received an anonymous text from "a friend" warning me my boyfriend is cheating on me. Attached to the message was a badly photoshopped pic of my boyfriend, which I had taken of him, seemingly kissing Jennifer Anniston FML

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