Weekend Plans By FML Videos - 26/10/2018 18:30 Nopenopenopenopenope. I agree, your life sucks 251 You deserved it 69 Share Tweet Share
Today, I'm 36 and accidentally got pregnant with my FWB, a 28 year-old bartender. I told him and he broke down and admitted he’s actually only 19, an unemployed college dropout who lives with his parents. I didn’t believe it until I saw his driver's license, date of birth 2004. So much for child support… FML I agree, your life sucks 185 You deserved it 879
Today, I learned my most recent ex-girlfriend is dating my previous ex-girlfriend who also broke my heart back then. I also learned that they both sometimes have threesomes with a man. I wanted to experiment by adding another woman when I was with each of them, but they always said no. FML I agree, your life sucks 246 You deserved it 426
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 914 You deserved it 6 292
Today, I’m in hospital because a pub dart fell from the sky, seemingly from nowhere, and stuck itself in the top of my skull. I was walking my dog, I wasn’t near any trees or any high buildings it could have fallen from. If someone threw it from where I couldn’t see them, it was a very lucky shot. FML I agree, your life sucks 573 You deserved it 77
Today, I was on my grandparents' computer looking for my old high school resume. I came across a word document titled "Experiences". Thinking it was part of my resume, I opened it up and started reading. It was a brief, yet explicit record of my grandfather's recent sexual frustrations. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 475 You deserved it 5 430
Today, I found out that my husband of 11 years shared nude pictures of me with random people online, to 'show me off' and to masturbate to the pictures he received in return. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 124 You deserved it 724
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 070 You deserved it 6 592
I have found my spirit animal.
that's a really accurate representation of what is about to happen. Thank you for this!