By emilygreeny - 18/06/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. FML
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lad088 0

why would you even try that in the first place?

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erikjh1234 0

u got the squirts in your sleep!!! lmfao

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erikjh1234 0

u got the squirts in your sleep!!! lmfao

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natirixoxo 0

so.. you wanted to have a bowel movement but be unconcious for it??

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marinus_fml 19

I heard that you should never ever under any circumstances ever say 'never' YTDI OP

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honestlove11 0

haa! what were you thinking? I'm sure you coulda waited til morning to take the lax. that sucks though!

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Thabb 0

That would be why you actually see what a medicine does before you use it.

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SilenNex 0

lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol ,lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol,

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azhein 0

aren't you supposed to take the laxatives before you go to bed?

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parapeople 5

There are so many ignorant people in the world. YDI *sigh*

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samanthadude 0

Time to change the sheets op!

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Burgessnk 0

Agreed. in fact I'm sure there was a very similar fml not long ago. Do people not read this site before they submit stories?

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incredibadder 0

that should have been a given...I suppose common sense isn't so common.

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abeattie93 0

must have been a pretty shitty day for you then :P

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ninjacapo 2

ydi dumb ***. theres this thing called common sence

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YourLittleSpies 0

'YDI, dumb ****. There's this thing called common sense.' Yes, there is. Use it.

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raymel 5

well I learned something new today :) lol jk

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austin95 0

this has been on here before just in different words

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kev57_fml 0

I'm guessing op's parents are cousins

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austin95 0

and when you poop in your sleep you poop for real haha family guy

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DarkHelmet 10

well that's common ****** since!!!

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hobogirl 0

dude this is an old ass joke! from like the seventies, can't believe mods actually let this one in!

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lololol32 0

It's not the fact that you shit yourself that grosses me out, it's the fact that you slept in it. OP, for your sanity's sake, I hope ******** yourself an earthquake woke you up...

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hockeyguy79 0

hahahaha ydi. I acctually did lol on this one

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Xanax_Pazzo 0

I LOVE AMBIEN LMAO :)

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sarahjane86 0

laxatives are supposed to be taken at night. they work overnight, while you sleep, so you have a bowel movement the next day. plus I've read this quote elsewhere before.

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nightswimming 0

since when? EDIT * supposed to be a reply to #79*

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ladiesman14 0

u should have taken an ALLI and diuretic pill too ? so they could call your hole the Milky Way.

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lad088 0

why would you even try that in the first place?

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sourgirl101 28

Ha ha- they couldn't sleep because they were constipated.

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brit8741 0

not saying this is fake, but there are icons with this all over the Internet and signs at lots of bars everywhere. YDI either way.

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spzb 3

in that case ydi op for not getting enough fiber in your diet.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Some laxatives say they take up to 12 hours to work, so I can understand thinking it wouldn't kick in right away. Still, taking a sleeping pill with it is just asking for trouble, especially if you haven't ever used that type of laxative. Try a stool softener next time, OP >.<

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SydneyTsunami 0

eww! YDI! have fun cleaning your sheets.

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lets_be_ian 5

did you go to bed on the toilet, or go to the toilet in bed? One sounds much worse than the other to me.

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iamchuck 0

When you're snoring in bed and you fell a wetness spread, diarhea cha cha cha

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Eyeliner_fml 0

can anyone tell me what's anti-flood protection?

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shananigans 0

It's generally used to hinder spammers from flooding forums with tons of pointless or offensive posts. I didn't know FML had a spamming problem though.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

18: Then apparently, anti-flood is working. >.<

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lettertjes 0

Why would you even do that? Most laxatives work wihtin a few hours, don't you read the instructions? And also: if a laxative causes diarrhea, you took too much.

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trex23t 0

what made you think that was a good idea?

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