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By slingshot - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting to speak to a customer service salesman in a store. To pass time, I was playing with a rubber band. The rubber band shot off and hit the salesman smack in the face. FML
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far_east 6

haha fluke shot? idk. was salesman pissed or anything?

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mshooter 0

I felt the pain from my new iPhone4G by Apple.

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A_Khalifa 0

dumbass it's called iPhone4. not 4g or 4gs or whatever your 13 year old ass thinks of it

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TheComputerGuy96 16

#8: You won the internets. Although it's iPhone 4, not iPhone4

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jasonraces 0

well, at least he'll know not to b.s. you or he'll get fumbled by rubber bands

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legonut6 0

Now you're playing with rubber.

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PieInTheSky24 0

Today, a customer got bored and ended up flicking a rubber band in my face. FML.

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mshooter 0

#8 I think you're the whiney 13 year old that gets into a hissy fit because I mistakenly put an extra letter next to the 4. Have fun sleeping tonight knowing this mistake is your biggest accomplishment in your sad and very pathetic life.

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ILovesMahBridge 0

I don't have a penis... I have a tail though......

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wafflez333 0

lol mshooter is gay! screw you mshooter!

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aholeguy 0

41 thank you that's how I feel about all grammar Nazis though, oh... please correct me guys!

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xlostwithoutu 0

Wow. this FML made me laugh so hard Ydi

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ArentICute 0

Turn around, and glare at another customer.

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FFML_314 11

This is why you shouldn't play with rubber bands! They are serious weapons! FHL, because that hurts.

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whcwtexan 0

and how is this a FML? did you at least get kicked out of the store?

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KiwiLime 0

at least you didn't hit him down there..

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machiko_fml 0

ahaha. that would have been more funnier as an fml.

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ArentICute 0

Well, the face would have hurt more because he was wearing pants and (hopefully) underwear.

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Jimothy_FTW 0

Was it a knife silly band?

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missysangel 4

ydi! why wud u play around with a rubber band?

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JustReina 0

why would u have a picture of miley??!

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wisericky 12

she could be one of the girls in the background of the picture

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Sonfang 19

Because playing with rubber bands is s favorite pass time of fidgeters...I know being a fidgeter, and sometimes it happens to fly off. Meh OP just apologize it's not like you meant for it to hit the sales associate, s/he should be understanding.

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