By ThisGuy97 - 12/08/2011 20:46 - United States

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
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slitherbomb 0

You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.

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Keyman1212 14

Jack off more, seeing as you're on the computer. Helps those muscles get big and strong!

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WCARlover 34

Gee 14, I don't know why anyone would think that...?

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flockz 19

i ********** with both my hands and my feet. I get a full body workout three times a day!

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ilikepieandpie 11

Sounds like a rigerous workout. I don't think I would try feet tho. That's a little weird

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kwchambers92 10

nice, if you get over the pain, with your athletic physique you could be the next Olympic power walking gold medalist

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baddud300 6

Don't worry too much about it. Just eat more cheetoes and drink diet coke. You'll be fine.

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Pixxio_O 11

So... Did you reach the computer mouse?

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HatefulPilot 0

Don't lie OP, just be honest and say you were rubbing your knob.

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LiveLaughFML 10

if the mouse was running away from you, you should have hit it with your keyboard.

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andy_l 14

*seeks medical advice off the internet*

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freshV43 0

**********! **********!

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Link5794 18

34 you misspelled hour

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KiddNYC1O 20

14- Don't mind #13, she's doing her usual threadjacking.

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officeradvil 8

When have all the replies to the first comment ever been related.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Oh there was a time, #122. Way before your existence here.

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dsbs 9

Tells sims to go swimming *deletes pool ladder*

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Keyman1212 14

Gets pissed because my sims 3 game was stolen by my cousin *drowns cousin*

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angiedancesalott 8

LMFAO. this is like the best FML yett.

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nativepimp 1

think i might play sims now. xbox 360 or pc oh the options!

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twitch851 9

All those who make fun of op. It is not that hard to do If your tired or stiff after a work out manly because your misled don't want to work so they get injured

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kwchambers92 10

194 what? manly because your misled? come on man you make sense better than that

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olpally 32

More like epic fail at life... Op is really lazy... Time to get off of fml is more like it..

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xlord 27

Time to watch shiploads more ****...

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steveakafranxy 7

#29 this coming from someone who is CURRENTLY ON FML

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ncvolley123 8

Time to stretch before you reach for the mouse!

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SesameSpeed 7

Yeah I think that's your body trying to hint you to go outside more

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ohSNAPyall 26

75 yes take your mobile device of choice for a stroll.

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ariannaimelda 7

Little does OP know that he has begun training for the mouse-grabbing Olympics. He will represent the United States in the 2012 Olympic games. He has been bestowed a great honor.

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olpally 32

I'm on my iPhone you idiot for fml.. Big deal And I don't use my computer on a regular basis... I'm in shape too.. 6ft tall and 160lbs.. I do hard manual labor for a living so f**k off

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xlord 27

Trolling success ^^ managing to get someone really angry over the Internet

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mlb58 0

oplay, 6 foot 160? lanky bitch im 5'11 185 and 15 varsity middle linebacker I'd rock your manual labor shit, bitch.

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olpally 32

Spoken like a true football player.. Being an arrogant and cocky asshole.. Bring it on... I'll let u have the first hit.. Then call the cops on your ass... Have a nice time in jail

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slushpup9696 12

^that's the way real men fight. "Hit me first, so I can call the cops on you."

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AnagenisisZagus 13

No, people. Let us call it off. Wait, football players are arrogant and cocky, eh? Kick his ass, man!

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olpally 32

Good I've always wanted to die anyways...

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SesameSpeed 7

77 - I myself am fine enough to reach for my mouse without pulling a muscle. I am suggesting for him to go since obviously he Is not... think about it. The moment I pull a muscle reaching for my mouse trust me I'll go for a jog don't you worry. :)

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'm 6'1" 205 lbs. I win!

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skinthesnakes 6

86's profile says nothing bothers him, sure buddy...sure.

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olpally 32

Ur face/profile pic^ does bother me now.. Yikes..

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olpally 32

Your face/profile pick bothers me now^ Yikes...

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mlb58 0

arrogant and cocky, I'm all state linebacker as a sophomore in highschool and I'll go heads up with you anytime. I bench 295 and squat 415 please come to Hough bro.

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dayvezsjames 0

I know you::)))

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slitherbomb 0

You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.

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tylersign 11

So THAT'S why my arms are so toned.

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sheethapins 13

47 You should do some spelling exercises.

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jkrist 7

Make sure to alternate hands when doing said excersize. My right arms twice as strong as my left hand.

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KiddNYC1O 20

For me, my left is toner.

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slitherbomb 0

My mouth and both arms are extremely strong.

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jkrist 7

I guess you could say my butt holes pretty strong too

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silver0jay 11

I would say my right arm is as strong as Chuck Norris'. But, nothing comes close to him.

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TheNewGuy03 28

132 -- you have multiple buttholes? Please, do divulge your secrets. How does it feel?

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Benji114 0

This FML has fat ass written all over it.

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chinoo101001 0

First time I heard that...

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Youdrongo 0

Internet browsing: More dangerous than bear wrestling.

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Youdrongo 0

*sigh* again with the spelling errors...more*, not my. Good job, Youdrongo.

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niceNnerdy 5

Well you can't really compare just regular bear wrestling to heterosexual bear wrestling .. That shit is dangerous.

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rawrface22 10

When I read the beginning I automatically thought this was going to deal with masturbating.

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TheNewGuy03 28

114 -- how exactly does one go about putting multiple sailors in their hair? Could you enlighten me?

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