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First woohoo
Next time try 2 at a time. Take it easy, cowboy.
Your pic is exactly what he experienced right before passing out
At first I thought it said farted.. that would have at least been funny. you sir are an embarresment to our gender. I've recently discovered that this website is the best place to go to confiscate man cards. Because you got those girls to dance with you in the first place and you at least tried, I'll give you one more shot. but I'm watching you...
Harry potter thinks taking out a hungurian horntail dragon is easier than asking a girl out to the Yule ball. I don't think he fainted though.
1 or when they smell like Satan's ass gas.
47, you weren't lying when you said you were going to steal that line :P As for the OP, don't get yourself too down over it. 4 girls is more than most the guys I know could get to dance with them at once.
A man can only take so much hotness at once.
"Man card"? You're a dumbass.
50 I never lie.
I find it really amusing how intimidated guys are by girls. We're not that scary, really. I'd like to say YDI, because 4 girls? Overkill. But fainting sucks, so FYL. Take it easy next time, bro.
Look at it this way, it's like a race and you lost. Who knows what happened to you while you fainted. On the other hand if you get in there first next time try the.... "Does this rag smell like chloroform girls?" Works every time son.
Actually he was enlisted! There is a difference!
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Previous FML reference? :D
what op is really trying to say is that while they were grinding he got a little too "excited" and so then the girls called security and he ended up getting tased
74 - Girls are terrifying. The very thought of socializing with anything other then Bobo the invisible monkey is kinda scary for me... But girls... They're like T-Rex's with t-shirts.
*music note* And I jizzed in my pants *music note* -op
I know your right last time I ended up with a cracked hip and third degree friction burns.
Maybe he just wanted someone nearby to resuscitate him?
The question is... which head?
Unless you have a conjoined foetus somewhere, OTHER head pretty much covers it.
3: Nice one.
I think all the blood rushed to his penis. no blood left for the brain.
-_- yea the OTHER head. the head of the penis?
the people who asked which head, your all ******* morons, it's not hard to understand dumbass.
Shibby
So much for that fivesome that you were probably planning.
Ménage à trois? Not tonight OP. Better luck next time.
^ menage a trois is a threesome not a fivesome...
Ménage a dix
Lol
tough luck, dude. lol
&& thats how you know you really dont be around that many girls since you couldn't handle that situation.
Thanks for translating
8: That is how we know you failed your english classes considering the fact you can't write.
He clearly jizzed in his pants BEFORE he fainted. It would be the logical explanation.
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Blood rush to your other head too fast?
That's when you know you're grinding the chick to hard