It wasn't me
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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia
By Anonymous - 25/10/2023 00:00
@16/39: 1) Your father used to beat you, 2) someone spiked YOUR drink once or twice, and 3) you've been reading Germaine Greer, all of which has left you completely unable to think of anyone with a penis as a decent, caring human being, as they're all obviously out to prey on women for their own selfish and perverted ends. Additionally, it is your time of the month and you are the mother from FML #696283. See? I can make completely unfounded assumptions too. P.S.: It's "try to," not "try and."
Man that sucks for you. Why would anyone assume you spiked her drink??
oh shit. O_O that is so unfortunate
Well he never did deny it so...
oh dear
Hopefully they do a tox before you get arrested. Yay for the system!
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well... did you??
oh shit. O_O that is so unfortunate