Happy Thanksgiving to you all

By emilyta - 24/11/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, my husband threw up in the shower after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine. The shower won't drain now. Happy Thanksgiving. FML
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I don't drink much and he wanted to have drunk sex. Lol fail on him.

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hansbo 6

am I the only one reacting to the fact that he threw up after one bottle of wine?

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XenaWP 6

WEAK!! Not even a whole bottle.. Pft!

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Sarah_moustache 9

I bet that left a lovely smell.

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theten_fml 9

I just woke up vomiting and with diarrhea. Thanks Chillies

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urdirtyolduncle 15

What a featherweight. I can drink a little over 75% of it without even a headache the next morning.

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primadonna9396 16

Ahh, good old American gluttony. A normal bottle of wine is 750mL but I've seen some that are almost 1.5L. Either your husband is 8 years old, or he's been drinking a lot more than you noticed.

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aruam365 24

If my husband did that, I'd kick his drunk ass out. Getting drunk and leaving your wife responsible for you in your drunken state isn't ok.

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hansbo 6

am I the only one reacting to the fact that he threw up after one bottle of wine?

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platypus546 24

Yeah, I was thinking he was a bit of a light weight... That's like 6-8 standard drinks or less

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Sebastian_NG 17

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alinka_fml 0

nope. I was going to say that I can drink a bottle of wine and more and still be fine.

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fmlcurtain 4

Wine is the most evil drink... I'd have thrown up, too

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CaptainDoorknob 7

40 - Russians are and always will be the masters of the drink. (I'm not Russian.)

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bbedlock_fml 7

Time to get the plunger! Enjoy your Thanksgiving ;-)

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padlarf 14

Almost a whole bottle of wine? Watch out, we got a badass over here...

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Renee_Margaret 2

Haha seriously! That's 4 glasses! Light weight

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Good_old_Grim 8

Just one bottle? Like a normal 0.75l bottle? What the ****?

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hollylolly92 3

Threw up after only 1 bottle of wine? I think it may have been the thanks giving food ;)

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pfx2_fml 15

Almost one bottle of wine?... Pussy..

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Good_old_Grim 8

1l of Bailey's is roughly equivalent to 3 bottles of wine. After that amount almost everyone will be on his knees. After 1 bottle though.... he must be flyweight.

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platypus546 24

That's not wine, that's fortified wine, port, brandy etc.

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AthleticSwaqq 8

You drink that Bailey's from Ol Greg?! Haha. (don't know what I'm talkin about then go to YouTube, and type in, ol, Greg"

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magnetic_aura 26

You saw my downstairs mix up! You want to drink Bailey's from a shoe? Love it!!!

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FYLDeep 25

One glass of wine a day is pretty healthy. One bottle? Not so much.

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ohSNAPyall 26

I doubt he drinks it daily if it made him puke in the shower.

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