By jmac - 11/03/2012 03:06 - United States
Same thing different taste
By zztopspinner - 14/03/2012 19:11 - United States
Not my day, is it?
By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford
By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 06:40 - United States - Seattle
By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States
By Anonymous - 06/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Eugene
Slice of life
By Eleanor - 19/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds
Put it away
By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00
By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom
Spice
By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom
By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas
Top comments
Comments
sucks to be you, eh?
O.o you have "derp" written on your profile...when does the narwhal bacon?
14-Midnight
9 do you mean like took an arrow to the knee maybe ?
I wish I could say I knew what your question meant..
My goddamn #14, do you really think that all memes and things like "derp" only come from reddit? This is why the rest of the internet, especially 4chan, hate redditors.
To be a cook like you, then I took a knife to the knee.
I used to make "arrow to the knee" jokes but then I took a pussy to my dick
How did it manage to hit your knee?
Oh but it was.
I can imagine it scraping it, but even then, you're wearing pants
They could be wearing shorts or be in their underwear. :D
Well then it very nearly could have hit his penis. Depending on OP's penile length and whether or not he is aroused by cooking.
Gravity?
No, no, no you're all wrong. OP's knee clearly tried to be helpful and catch the knife..
One word - Ouch.
I guess you took a knife to the knee... Sorry, I had to
Should've been wearing knee pads!
That's 3 words.
Pincushions and knife blocks are also good for resting knives on/in. :)
Then she could have acquired a second ****** :)
"Today while cooking, I dropped a knife and it gave me a cut on my crotch that started bleeding. I called an ambulance and the paramedic was a super hot chick. I got a boner and then the blood started shooting out of the cut on my dick. FML"
Oh my god the amount of arrow to the knee type jokes that can be made is enormous but i wont say anything and leave the rest up to your imagination.
101- It's a man...
ydi for not making a woman do the cooking
Ok, how many of those godforsaken "Arrow to Knee" jokes, or modified versions of it, will there be?!?
Ah damn, I was hoping to make some but you already pointed it out and there are some down there. Not soon enough
I used to cook like yo... SHUT THE **** UP!!!
No 58 you will be thumbed down mercilessly
not enough
I used to cook, then i took a chefs knife to the knee.
That sucks
Well, I'm still a chef, but only because I took a rolling pin to the knee... I really hate myself for making a "to the knee" joke now...
OMG, is the knife okay? ):
Yeah, is the knife ok?
#15- I like how original you are.
I'm sorry to say this but it didn't make it. :'(
I think you need to work on your reading comprehension just a tad bit. :) "It hit my knee" =/= "Almost"
=/= should be ≠, but I couldn't figure out how to make the inequation symbol on my phone :|.
Don't worry. Here on FML, we settle for close enough.
Not the best time to use Muy Thai as your defense ;)
Keywords
I used to cook, then i took a chefs knife to the knee.
Ok, how many of those godforsaken "Arrow to Knee" jokes, or modified versions of it, will there be?!?