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You didn't try blowing your nose before then? I would have flipped shit if I figured I had a live bug in my nose...
You have to get those bugs out asap cause they lay eggs in ur brain. I know. Scary huh
Thank you 84 for making me almost vomit due to picturing a bug swimming in someone's eyeball.
Lol!
41- Your comment made me laugh almost as much as the FML.
Finally a real FML. Not the normal 12 y/o "omg I tripped in front of this guy i liked for like a whole hour and I thought I was gonna die" ugh I want to punch the moderators who let those through
Pretty sure most of those don't go through... If you look at the recent FMLS you will see that in fact, very few are like that.
Should have just snorted it down. Insects are full of protein, you know.
And eggs which are ready to hatch inside if you...
This is probably a stupid question, but can the eggs really hatch in you? Wouldn't they just die? How terrifying. :(
If you swallow it, the eggs would burn up in your stomache acid. No eggs, all the protien!
OMG!! That's hilarious!! And really gross :/
I honestly do not know how you find that funny.
That is probably the most disgusting thing I've read all day.
YOU LIKE HOMESTUCK TOO!! :D (that was completely irrelevant)
You know, a fly poops every time it lands... No biggy though!
Yeah no biggy, it may not even have been a fly.
The more you know! Cool fact. I didn't know that.
Most chocolate bars have 3 or more spider legs in them..
Ahh yes I knew that one thanks to bones. Haha. Great show by the way.
It's not just spiders. It impossible to get rid of all the bugs during processing, so most if what you eat has bug bits in it. No biggie, you hardly notice them.
Actually it barfs everywhere/every time it lands
I'm more concerned about how it survived in your nose for that long.
Hour 15: It's very hot in here, I can hardly breathe anymore. I think I've lost 10lbs, I knew I should've never taken that stupid bet. I've been eating these weird green objects and they seem to be full of nutrients. Wait something is happening...I see a light.....
Fly point of view for the win?
#13 - Bones is the funniest non-comedy show ever made. I've learned so many random facts from that show. R.I.P., Vincent Nigel Murrey!
I've actually never watched Bones but I hear it's a good show. Maybe I should start it.
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Why didn't you blow your nose sooner?
eww thats pretty gross!