By Shone - 15/04/2012 23:39 - Canada - Grand Forks

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML
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toooldforthis 19

Do you have to wear a plastic bag on your head now?

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DontClickOnMe 28

You should've tried and stuck your foot out of the shower. Oh well, but I hope you get better soon, OP!

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DontClickOnMe 28

You should've tried and stuck your foot out of the shower. Oh well, but I hope you get better soon, OP!

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bacon1043 3

That profile pic gives me nightmares

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kwchambers92 10

Karma will make my first child look like that

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Now wear that bag over your head with pride.

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Jaxx66 21

You should have just taken a bath, would have been safer.

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BeatifulPenguin 4

No wait! There's more!!! After that, the plastic on OP's forehead caused them to stop thinking straight, then they thought they were Batman! The rest is a blur...

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BeatifulPenguin 4

By the way, #44, that's not actually a horrible idea! In my opinion, you should do that, OP.

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Luerna 13

A good trick I did when I broke my toe was wear a larger sock over the bag. It kept the bag on, sealed at the top, but also made it so I didn't slip!

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toooldforthis 19

Do you have to wear a plastic bag on your head now?

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Matty1188 6

Well played, ma'am. Well played.

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EricaGravalec 2

I was gonna say that haha

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1094568 1

I am gay... Were u gonna say that too 82?

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xXCherrryBombXx 6

my thoughts exactly

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Dude it's called a reply button. Try it sometime. :)

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BeatifulPenguin 4

Not necessarily kill him... It obviously put him in a whole bunch of pain though.

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yayforcheesecake 0

Should have taken a bath, dumbass.

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Jaxx66 21

It's safer for OP obviously. But depending on the shower it wouldnt of been so bad. like mine has a detachable shower head, so I'd of washed my hair with that while my foot hung over.

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yayforcheesecake 0

What do you think people did before running water? They took baths. They just did it regularly so they weren't filthy. Not everyone is as filthy as you. Take a shower fool.

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RussianFox 13

No need to be so hostile. Control your anger, it was just a lousy comment.

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Axipiter 24

Agreed 6. I just got finished having to do the same thing for seven weeks, and I never slipped once taking a bath.

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Badab1ng 5

This is the perfect thread to market my new feet condoms...

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Condoms... For your feet?... Sir, where can I invest in some shares for this?

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angelinaanimerg 7

Omg good idea they could of worn an xl condom on their foot!!!!

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petlover7598 7

It's a good idea as long as the condoms aren't lubed. Otherwise, many others will be in the same condition as OP.

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RedPillSucks 31

Ribbed for her pleasure?

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benhd1 14

I assume this so for people with a foot fetish? I guess it's not for me then.

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Goatinsfriend 8

Hopefully you learned your lesson, but still - ouch.

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goatlovesllama 5

I once had a double-ER visit myself. When I was in elementary school, I went swimming in the pool outside. I was under water, and hit my head on the side of the pool coming up for air. I split my chin open and needed 6 stitches. Less than 24 hours later, I fell off a rock at my best friends house and broke my nose. They questioned me to make sure my parents weren't beating me XD

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missalkali 8

I also split my chin once! when I was about 6, we had these widow type things between two rooms in my house and I was standing in one of them and fell. I had to get stitches. one of my favorite stories to tell!! but that's the only time I had an ER visit... thank G-d!!

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downtime 12

I also have a boring story about injuring myself! I was trailing off in a sentence and hoping nobody would notice when...

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

...when what dammit?!

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punkkitteh1 0

My friend split her chin open twice. First time she crashed her bike, don't remember the second. You can still the the scar and the imprint of each individual stitch. :(

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missalkali 8

35- ...when someone whacked him on the head with a 2x4 for making fun of them ;) and 31- that sentence wasn't trailing off. the "..." was for effect. which apparently it didn't have. oops. my bad. cuz I care ever so much

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I had a dock pylon nail go into my leg and tear a big hole in it. Took 24 stitches, and I have a giant Y on my leg with a dent.

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Axipiter 24

You had widows in your house? Sounds like a grand party.

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iknowimawesome 13

Last summer while stepping over the dishwasher, a knife sort of stabbed my leg and I had to get stitches... I'm an idiot. I know.

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ninjadinos 14

Damn showers, those things are death traps, I swear. You don't even know how many concussions I've gotten from falling in the shower. And that's without any plastic...

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twisted_cherub 14

Ninjadinos, do not attempt shower sex, ever. It's difficult enough for most people to pull off safely, but I fear for your life in that situation. Although, it would make for an interesting FML. No, wait. I stand by my first advice. Your health is top priority. Don't do it.

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downtime 12

13, The answer shouldn't be more than one...

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Shoone_fml 5

No concussion for me :P Shiwers are a death trap..

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iseyixes 18

Way to run up some hospital bills. On the bright side you have a lot of cool new nicknames to choose from: Hopper, Scar, Slippy, Head Banger....

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