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Same thing different taste
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LET ME SLEEP
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Tired as hell
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Best of both worlds
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Ironic, isn't it?
By Sleepless - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Cats give great advice like "Shit in a box!"
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Lost in the sauce
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Ride the llama to the pharmacy! Or across a rainbow and have a grand adventure!
OP came here for a free consult from DocBastard.
CARL!! sorry I left him here last night. And 17 I love your comment
You could've just thumbed it up, no need to tell us that.
you should close your eyes..
1 - instead of riding the llama to the pharmacy, the OP should try spooning with it to go to sleep. It's fool proof!
And you could close your windpipe.
Maybe it's a real llama?
I say you should try talking to it.
Aww that's too bad that u see the llama, but tell it that I say hi.
**** IT'S BRAINS OUT (LIKE A BOSS)
I think DrDilllonReese is a little jealous that he's not the one coming up with the quirky and witty comments! :)
Is it wearing a funny hat?
123- yup, jealous of people I've never met. How'd you know?!?!
Happy llama Sad llama Mentally disordered llama Hyper llama Drama llama Super llama Big fat mama llama SUPER big fat mama llama Hiding llama Peaking llama Baby llama SQUISH! Camel Bad camel, slap slap Kiss the camel *mouaw* cool camel word... DUCK!
Schizollamia?
224- the llama smashed her face repeatedly on the keyboard, and in the process FML happened to open, and during the smashing onto the keyboard the story was wrote and sent. :D
Caaaarrrl
If all else fails, just get a club and knock yourself out. Literally. Or just see the doctor
Lmfao @ 21
I agree with 226 lol
@164 I was once a tree house, I lived in a cake. But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. What a song...
Maybe it will split open the city for OP to get to the pharmacy and then give him ten tasks to accomplish to make the world better!
All hail the Dalai illama!
Whatever you do do not drink its blood OP or you'll be cursed!!!
Here's a Llama, There's a Llama, I'm a Llama, He's a Llama, Funny Llama, Fuzzy Llama, Llama Llama, Duck... lol Llama song xD
I want to upvote, but the score is a perfect square
maybe it'll start to rap if you beatbox!
Make your way to the pharmacy quickly!! It's an evil llama. If it doesn't go away, it was real and kill it immediately.
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, llama llama llama llama llama llama duck
52 that's already been said, 35 minutes before you said it.
Telling him wont delete the comment, so saying that is ultimately pointless.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayPerhaps OP isn't hallucinating due to lack of sleep, but rather from the excess amount of canibus she smoked. Thus the hunger would be caused by a phenomena that us humans have come to call the munchies.
Have you considered that perhaps there really is a llama in your room?
Lmfao - best comment.
You Sir are awesome.
THIS.
Just make sure the llama's name isn't Carl.
CAAAAAARL
yeah like the goat in Ted's room from HIMYM
TINA YOU FAT LARD
Same for you,GASP, AND ME!!
All above have stupid comments and only 2 have cool pics (hint it's not the gay Pokemon)
It's a sponge bob Pokemon. It's genius.
247- and we have a winner of the profile pictures!
Hmm... Sounds like the emperor has a NEW new groove.
"BOO-YEAH" "The Emperor's New Groove" is hands down, my favorite cartoon movie!(: "The Lion King" is second.(:
I loved that show !!! And movie !!!!
Almost a pun.
Gosh OP, you better hope that llama doesn't go by the name 'Carl The Llama. If it's Carl, then you'll have BIGGER thing to worry about; like surviving! (If you don't understand this reference then I beg you to look it up on YOUTUBE)
Oh THATS where i left my pet Llama Carl! Thank you for finding him :)
Orphan meat!!!!!!!
Bahaha he is hungry for hands and wears hats. Caaaaaarrrlll. Great video lol
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Ride the llama to the pharmacy! Or across a rainbow and have a grand adventure!
Have you considered that perhaps there really is a llama in your room?