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By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

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By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML

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By Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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By ihatewasps - 30/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was stuck on a bus for an hour with a wasp buzzing around. I have a severe phobia of wasps. I was crying by time I reached my destination. FML

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linyah 11

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:14

gatorade helps replenish the electorlytes one has loss. Plus after food poisoning you dehydrate fast. It helps =) what i would like to know is why you are stealing from a wasp?

Il_Maestro 6

Saturday 5 May 2012 19:49

Ooh! My turn! No one sings as well as Justin Bieber.

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GemmaStyles 14

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:09

Excuse me if I sound ignorant, but what does Gatorade have to do with the fact that you got food poisoning?

linyah 11

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:14

gatorade helps replenish the electorlytes one has loss. Plus after food poisoning you dehydrate fast. It helps =) what i would like to know is why you are stealing from a wasp?

gracehi 31

Saturday 5 May 2012 18:01

I had food poisoning once, but the kind that makes you vomit not shit. The doctor told me to stop drinking water and to drink Gatorade or flat soda to settle my stomach. He told me any water I took in would just be regurgitated. Well, I drank some Gatorade and then I stopped puking. :)

kayla_ann0o 9

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:13

Well at least you're not allergic and you're still alive.

galt 13

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:15

Get better!

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:22

Murphy's law at it's finest....or worst.

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:25

I was not expecting that I thought You were gonna say you shit everywhere. anyway... sorry op about the wasp sting

snnoell_18 1

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:27

"...and when i finally got back to the couch to rest, i saw a spider on the ceiling."

lollipop77_fml 6

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:41

......so I threw a bottle at it, the bottle rebounded and .....

snnoell_18 1

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:53

reference to an fml... ON ANOTHER FML

meihua 19

Saturday 5 May 2012 21:29

Inception! Or FMLCEPTION!

keven501 12

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:28

Your fine

squirrel1215 5

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:34

You're* And no.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Saturday 5 May 2012 18:34

9- Did we just read the same FML..?

lollipop77_fml 6

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:46

Damn wasp should buy its own Gatorade! Hope you're better soon op!

Jakesterk96 8

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:46

That wasp unfortunate.

Jakesterk96 8

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:48

Lol, I see what you did there potatoes.

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