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Show it anywayI don't know; it's important to keep a positive attitude in life.
Dude chill out he was just having a lil fun. I had a nasty accident and cut open my leg just barly missing the main tendon and artery . The dr had a dry sense of humor but it put me at ease. They deal with a lot of gruesome and heart break things every day. They have to make life and death choices everyday . They have to have coping mechanisms . So chill out. Sorry you didn't like him and sorry you had an accident
The doc only did this cause he knew OP was gonna be fine. He wouldn't be "ribbing" around if it was real serious. Youknowwhaimsayin?
It's all fun and games until the doctor cracks a rib.... I mean a joke
I like my doctors to be chatty and have a good sense of humour rather than being all business all the time. It puts me a ease and and makes me feel like they're not trying to hurry me out. I'm sorry you were in pain and probably didn't feel like laughing but it could have been a lot worse than the doctor trying to cheer you up.
He's just trying to make u feel better with a couple of jokes:) don't take them to heart
1- would you rather have docbastard then?
Tell him your giving him the rib-eye special and when he looks at you like your retarded slam his face into your hopefully uninjured opposite flank. Then promptly request pain meds.
that doctor is awesome lol can't believe u called him "insensitive"
How does one slam someone's face into his hopefully?
Seriously 170?...
Yep. What an ass. I cant stand doctors like that.
That doc is..... Awesome
If you didn't take it so seriously you would realize that he was just trying to help you feel better by getting you to laugh.
Wouldn't laughter cause OP more pain?
That doctor has a good sense of humor! Im sure OP is in pain and being rear ended sucks and everything, but OP, it's not a life threatening injury, you will be fine. Be glad the doctor is funny and is helping you out!
This doctor reminds me of House, except without the laughter part. House never laughs in front of a patient, no matter how much he mocks them.
Maybe it was DocBastard.
Way to steal my comment, also known as #3
That doctor**
Sucks op
That doctor is a legend! He's probably been saving those lines for the perfect moment...congratulations OP!
Your doctor wouldn't happen to be DocBastard, would he?
Well that wasn't beary funny (old FML reference)
It's also a commonly used pun.
86:- having to explain a pun or joke automatically makes said pun/joke not funny...just saying.
Actually, DocBastard has a blog, so I've been checking that every once in a while. They're actually pretty good stories about stupid patients, stupid doctors and occasionally nice patients. Just type DocBastard into google. :)
Um, look at his FML profile. If I remember correctly, he says something along the lines of "I have a blog." Plus, DocBastards humour is memorable. :)
that happened to me once, a doctor kept making horrible puns about my broken leg
Ahh doctors need to make best of a bad situation. So they have some humour. Big deal. Better then a doctor that's a downer.
You people don't understand good jokes - all you do is complain. At least the physician was trying to get you to cheer up. I cannot stand medical doctors that have no emotion whatsoever.
OP's doctor must be pretty optimistic because he's surrounded by despair all day and he's still making jokes! Lighten up OP....just back up and laugh at the situation at hand :P
I agree with 6. I prefer doctors with a good, light-hearted bedside manner versus robots.
Would you rather he be down and miserable to you because he had to treat a whiny patient who could not take a joke? Ydi.
^Couldn't you make your own comment instead of threadjacking?
Why can't I have both? I dream of having a super pessimistic doctor who is constantly making jokes but you can't tell if he's joking or not because of his tone.
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I think that was pretty clever lol. doctors like that r awesome. smart and have a sense of humor.
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That doc is..... Awesome
Your doctor wouldn't happen to be DocBastard, would he?