If only they were as attractive as they are practical.

41 Boxer briefs. Problem solved.

dont buy 5 for 10$ packs at walmart or target and actually look for decent briefs and u'll be surprised how good some look/feel

I got they create shirts that tuck in with attached underpants as to avoid such situations.

Boxer Briefs never present me with that issue

I think the fiancée was crying tears of joy. "Tenderly sweet discussion"

I interpreted it as OP's fiancee crying from laughing too hard, haha.

Some people just get wrapped up in the season, I suppose.

Wear underpants my friend.

same. I figured my best option was to wrap it around my leg and staple it to my quad

thats when wearing the boxers u wore back in middle school need to be upgraded. Briefs and Boxer Briefs from companies other the hanes and FotL are actually better fitting/looking. CK, CIn2 and Aussie Bum are some of my favorites

Then you have no nuts, sir!

You're nuts must hang low and wobble to and fro... I guess mine don't :(

You can't understand the duration and intensity of the pain of sitting on your testicles without having them.

On other FMLs, there is at least a reason for the dump comments. All OP did was sit on his own balls.

yeaaa that was quite a stretch huh

Rockstar is gay

Says Viagra doesn't work LOL you use Viagra? pusssyyyyyyy. And what are you trying to say about the homosexual community?

Is it? Is it gay, 28? Is Rockstar emotionally or sexually attracted to other Rockstars of the same sex? So what if it is? Maybe Rockstar grew up being judged for it. Maybe Rockstar longs for acceptance and just wants to be loved, but its conservative parents tell it that it has an illness. Shame on you.

Thanks 32, to clarify the rockstar in my name is referring to the energy drink. and I am not homosexual but I definitely do support such discrimination

Do not****

Clearly he must dump his balls

Boy and girl live happily ever after with adopted kids since he can't have his own.