By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
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anon80214 15

Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.

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madisonnnnn13 11

Because one period at a time just isn't enough.

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Comments

plaguer 26

A wet rag and bag of ice sounds like your new best friend.

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heythere131630 9

Actually your best friend from now on should be some good old fashion hair removal cream and or wax. You don't want any more damaged goods.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Don't take any asparin or drink alcohol, that thins your blood and the bleeding takes even longer to stop. Learned that trick in a John Irving novel.

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DefiningDivine 13

Just keep those legs open. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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vampire1618 5

Though not all can tolerate wax and accidentally get hair removal cream on a too sensitive spot of skin, even a tiny drop, you get a chemical burn and it would still hurt to close your legs.

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ShyAnn29 14

1, I read bag of rice instead of ice, I was like "what the hell would rice do!?" lol

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T1A2Z3 34

😂😂 It's a ****** not a phone 😂😂😂

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anon80214 15

Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.

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courtney680 17

It's happened to me before too..

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courtney680 17

Creep ass..

expertsmilee 26

Now now, lets not judge each other 15 lest your BEAUTIFUL self be judged in turn...

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Neyuu 18

Those double standards.

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Mossears133 15

15- something tells me you're a little new here -.-

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Perhaps I should clarify... men do that sort of grooming too. Some of nature's 'forests' need to be cut down. :-)

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madisonnnnn13 11

Because one period at a time just isn't enough.

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TwinChapter 15

I just died on the inside reading that. Hope you get better soon OP!

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ironik69 31

They make a "no bleed" stick. Its on the same aisle as the razors....for people who just aren't careful enough sometimes.

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peanutfoo 19

Haha I see what you did there ;)

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lexi365 20

Thanks Captain Obvious....

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WinMan 7

The fact she was shaving probaby indicates her legs werent going to be closed anyway. I guess she lucked out but yah that sucks.

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Hamz1989 13

Ouch you should probably call and tell your mom about it to get some help.

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jessie1 9

Or maybe OP isn't 14 and can take care of herself...

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Bubbelz 25

And yet she's bleeding between her legs. Unnaturally.

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Gaga_is_God6969 13

How did you manage to cut yourself THREE times?! Were you shaving with a machete? FYL.

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SunAndMoon427 12

Three blade razor maybe? If it slipped horizontally, that could easily happen. Painful as hell still either way.

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dchiam 11

Oh man, reading that made me cringe.

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mansen 15

that 5 blade razor...one little slip with that thing and oh god...weirdest looking cut (s) ever or suddenly a chunk of you is missing that you are now screaming over.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

I'm a guy, but I still covered my crotch after reading that... I hope it heals soon, OP!

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