By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 20:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
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chocolateisyum 12

Well that must have been a slippery situation.

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Pleonasm 35

Lovely image, thanks. I can't imagine your butt being any cleaner than today.

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chocolateisyum 12

Well that must have been a slippery situation.

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hemz_fml 13

At least you didn't soil your pants, you hear a lot about that on FML.

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thatkidhesh 11

ass sweat while taking a shit. disgusting. at least the fall didn't accelerate your dump!

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imaginaryvoice 18

Ah, yes. Ass sweat. Happens to me all the time. I always just poke my head through the bottom of the stalls and stare at them. Makes them forget all about you slipping off the toilet

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MzZombicidal 36

I already have a hard enough time using public restrooms because of the disgusting toilets. I'd have a fit if I ended up on the floor! Hopefully you had finished up by then.

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Chris425 12

**** you. Fake fml YOLO SWAG YOLO SWAG YOLO SWAG

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B00M3R_S00N3R 11

It doesn't say she was in a public restroom, however, for her sake I hope it was not.

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asapp78 16

I don't even know what to say to that...

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Nordrag 26

I don't know what to say! But I want top comment! Better just say that I don't know what to say... Brilliant.

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Chris425 12

FML sucks freedom of speech booker Dewitt is comstock

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bfsd42 20

I have an interesting idea. How about instead of feeding off bad comments just to get your comment noticed, you instead just thumb it down, let it get buried, and move on. In my opinion, these dumb replies to bad comments are as over-used as the bad comments themselves.

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Shrike 23

Just a little hypocrisy there, no?

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Pleonasm 35

Lovely image, thanks. I can't imagine your butt being any cleaner than today.

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NeatNit 32

related: boy or girl? ass-hair or no ass-hair?

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Danielle7994 18

37, Lol why would those factors even matter??

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Druu 53

#55, going to say ass hair would provide traction. Shit, works for polar bear paws.

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idgafSOstfu 15

I bet now the floor is gonna smell like ass.

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cuppycakeslove 20

If it was a public restroom it probably already did

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imtooshy 18

We know you landed on the floor but did the excrement land in the toilet or on the floor with you?

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Druu 53

Could be a woman peeing. In which case, it went EVERYWHERE.

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imtooshy 18

True, but men standing seem to get it everywhere too many times as well.

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challan 19

As if putting your bare ass on a public toilet want bad enough, putting it on the rest room floor?!! Nasty! Buy some powder if you are sweating so bad! Sorry OP!!

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KiddoKS 19

Anti-Monkey Butt Powder to be specific... Yes, it's a real product!

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sadistmonkey 19

I don't think the OP would use the word "restroom" if it weren't public.

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RedPillSucks 31

@29. Thank you so ******* much for making me google anti monkey butt spray. They come in his and her varieties. Apparently the ladies ass sweat needs the delicate kind.

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cmac86 23

good product. I reccomend it. I use it everyday, and where I live it's VERY hot and humid.

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TrinityisLife 22

I've done it :x It's a literal pain in the ass.

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HarroIAmBob 21

on a related note, whats a good way to get a disturbing mental image out of your head?

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escobar07 10

How the hell does anyone slip off the toilet from a seated position???

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Pesticides 19

sweat+toilet seat=slipping. some cheap grade toilet seats have no tracyion whatsoever.

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zandalee 19

Also, from personal experience, alcohol can lubricate matters somewhat...

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jisaac09 25

@9, that was what I was thinking too. Where was OPs feet/legs during all of this? Maybe I am crazy but I would brace myself off of the floor/sink/walls/ceiling before I would let myself fall off of the throne while I am doing my business.

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acs123acs 22

@9, could be that the floor and/or seat is not level making it easier to slip off.

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RainbowInput 8

Some places in the US, like Las.Vegas, are hitting 115 degrees Fahrenheit. There's gonna be some slippery butt sweat.

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Glitter_taco_ 10

That joke went by faster than Lebrons hair line

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golden_warrior 23

#20 is probably a butt hurt Tim Duncan fan

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thatkidhesh 11

'when you can't beat them being out the hairline jokes.' - every NBA fan who's team just played the Heat.

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