By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 22:29 - Mexico - Mexico

Spicy
Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML
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flashback.miss 28

That's sweet but next time why not a sensuous bath together or something equally as relaxing?

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Saddyohh 13

Don't wear panties... Problem solved.

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flashback.miss 28

That's sweet but next time why not a sensuous bath together or something equally as relaxing?

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kjones99 11

I freak out everytime I see your profile pic... >.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not sure why you're getting thumbs down. Sounds like good advice

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TheCanucklehead 22

Next time, she should tease him that your going to strip. After she leaves the room, she should put on clothes rather than take them off. That'll annoy her husband

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Or just make sure you practice a few times in front of a mirror before trying it again. You should have probably done that before but now you know you need too since you're a little clumsy. I'm clumsy too and I probably would've practiced a bit too before I tried something new like that. Good luck next time OP and let us know how it went! Hopefully you don't put yourself into the hospital. Lol

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buddy51 23

If it's going to equal the relaxation OP felt in this experience, she'll have to slip under water sensually, begin to give him underwater head, aspirate, nearly drown and have to get nude CPR by hubby.... In other words, OP is a somewhat clumsy oaf and might want to stick with missionary until she can do that without slipping a disk...

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PterodactylMan 23

I'm sure your husband understands

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

This will definitely be something they'll laugh about the next day. Maybe next time let your husband take your panties off? I personally love undressing my partners. Perfect way to heat things up, especially if you use your mouth to do it.

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Turrence 9

She definitely stripped and definitely teased..

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applebramble 22

OP , there's always Christmas and/or Valentines day ;)

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saraitkddh 47

it's all about the intentions

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whyisitme12 19

Its okay, it's the fact the you tried to spice things up that counts. There always anthor big day to try it over.

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ydi_4_suking 20

You don't have to wait for another big day OP. Just try again when you feel better

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Caitie_kid 8

Been there, done that. He actually teases me about it every valentines day now lol.

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strokesie 23

It's the effort that matters. You tried, op!

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Saddyohh 13

Don't wear panties... Problem solved.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

This man has life figured out. Listen to him.

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kurodansei 16

Wouldn't be much of a striptease if she starts with too little.

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raddybear 11

I mean you tried and you problay got him pretty excited

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theannak 7

Up to the point where she fell...I'm guessing he just laughed a lot after that.

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jw90 18

Bad luck OP. that's the price of being "sexy"

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logankyng 15

Just move them to the side next time

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NagainaFier 16

I think you missed the point of a 'strip tease'.

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RivetingTaleChap 6

I believe this is what we call a trip-tease.

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dstamm2 10

Why can't I think of clever things like this!?!

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kurodansei 16

Because you're a Jets fan. * waits to see how New Yorkers populate FML.

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dstamm2 10

Im not a new Yorker and I have never even visited 26 shut up and thanks 38

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LuckBeNimble 19

44: well, what did you expect from a Jets fan?

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narkill 13

A birthday he's sure to never forget. Cause you'll keep reminding him of what you went through for him of course.

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Yea probably not. Why would OP keep reminding him that while trying to be a sexy vixen, she tripped and fell almost dislocating her shoulder and embarrassing herself in the process? I think not. I'm sure she'll never bring it up again. He on the other hand may bring it up time to time for a good laugh but if he ever wants her to try it again, he should probably keep his mouth shut.

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