STOP TALKING

By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 21:57 - Argentina

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Today, after getting a root canal, I told my mother how boring it was just sitting there with my mouth open for ages while the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with my father. FML
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Jemm_fml 29

My jaw dropped at that statement but not for your mother's reasons.

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swick25 22

wow things you NEVER want to hear about your parents

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Jemm_fml 29

My jaw dropped at that statement but not for your mother's reasons.

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cruel_fate 10

My mouth dropped at the statement....TMI to know. FYL OP

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swick25 22

wow things you NEVER want to hear about your parents

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Pwn17 25

I couldn't tell what the word you censored is. Is it duck?

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NotAddictive 6

He could have been refering to his new deck

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ZomBgal 12

my bet is on "desk."

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

DICK!! DICK! FOR GODS SAKE SMARTASSES!

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mif_fml 27

I did. #60 needed to search for his lost sense of humor. What a donk.

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omgbrainZ_fml 24

I had to wait 3 hours to get my braces on. Now another 3 hours to take them off

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LiterOfCola 16

#4 I think the reason it took so long is that you don't have teeth

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

but he does 52..

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kyu_Q 19

seriously what is wrong with you 61?

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omgbrainZ_fml 24

Actually I do. If I wouldn't have teeth I couldn't even gave braces... If you're gonna insult someone, at least have a solid insult

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omgbrainZ_fml 24

I made a typo. Instead of gave, I meant have gotten

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CaiDog 20

79, it was a joke, calm down. and 61, maybe you should take the week off from fml.

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jdeezy01 13

That has to be one of the worst mental images.

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

5- Once I was looking for something in my parent's closet and found the "Ultimate Sex Book." Imagine that mental image.

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Ambient25 24

Your mom really needs to tell your dad that. There's nothing worse than boredom during sex. But yeah, definitely not what you want to hear from your parents...

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swick25 22

have to agree that there is nothing worse then boring sex. so glad my girlfriend and I have an amazing sex life. never a dull moment, NEVER!!! ;)

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Congratulations, 63! I know my sex is awfully boring. They just stare at me with blank eyes wondering when it's finally going to end. I on the other hand put entirely too much effort into it and look like I'm trying to solve a riddle! What's fast, fun, and full of cum? Certainly not me! I'm slow, brash, and I may let you stick a finger in my ass! Hah! Rhymes..

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oyemba 6

You mean she wants her son to convey the message to dad? that's funny

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aaditmshah 12

Makes me wonder whether you were a mistake. Sorry OP. FYL.

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parism143 28

What does that have to do with anything?

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swick25 22

who even says shit like that, you're an idiot

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

7- Why? because mom got bored sucking dick?

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KasiaLilith 13

gives you something to remember each time you're at the dentists office..

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