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Shine on

By owmyfoot - 24/02/2014 02:22 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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Ouch

By footbloodfountain - 15/01/2012 10:53 - Canada

Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

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By MemoKrosav - 30/01/2016 03:54 - Mexico - Matamoros

Today, I had the most uncomfortable feeling in my socks, but I didn't care to check. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that the feeling was a small thin piece of glass that was slowly cutting away at the bottom of my foot. I still don't know how it got there. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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Sole music

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 14:00

Today, while I was working from home on my laptop and had my feet up on the coffee table, I felt something on my foot. I looked down to see a spider the size of a quarter on top of my bare foot. It started doing something so I froze, hoping it wouldn't bite me. Instead, it anchored the start of its web to my skin. FML

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Spice

By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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Locked and loaded

By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

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jnanderson 16

Monday 24 February 2014 9:14

"Hey, there's a thin shiny thing on the floor, maybe if I step on it, I'll know what it is!" -OP

ZY1431 24

Monday 24 February 2014 9:12

well thats just a safe thing to do...

Comments

ZY1431 24

Monday 24 February 2014 9:12

well thats just a safe thing to do...

drayloon 50

Monday 24 February 2014 9:12

Safety first

SirGmoney 9

Tuesday 25 February 2014 3:15

Brains first.

jtthegr8 26

Monday 24 February 2014 9:14

You could have just looked. I mean if you really wanted to know what it was.

jnanderson 16

Monday 24 February 2014 9:14

"Hey, there's a thin shiny thing on the floor, maybe if I step on it, I'll know what it is!" -OP

Morqan_Freeman 14

Monday 24 February 2014 9:26

And that is why I wear socks... and slippers. So I can step on anything in my path, without fear or mercy for what I shall stomp.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Monday 24 February 2014 9:32

There's not much a sock can do in this case. When I've stepped on something pointy and sharp before, my sock didn't do me much justice.

Voij 16

Monday 24 February 2014 10:06

At least we now know where the OP got the idea: "Hmm... this animal looks dangerous. I should poke it with a stick!" - Steve Irwin

beaglegal 42

Monday 24 February 2014 13:26

God wears slippers?

GiovanniPaisa 8

Monday 24 February 2014 9:14

Wasn't the smartest thing you ever did OP..YDI

Sangue0608 26

Monday 24 February 2014 11:32

or maybe it was

DocDrose 20

Monday 24 February 2014 9:15

omg OUCH! put some antiseptic on that and go get yourself a lollipop!

Bano360 25

Monday 24 February 2014 9:16

Not so safety pin

glabberfasted 16

Monday 24 February 2014 10:12

Danger pin

Bano360 25

Monday 24 February 2014 18:39

New super villain?

sonictardis 8

Monday 24 February 2014 20:09

who would be his nemesis, band aid man? this is horrible, please ignore it.

equitationbound 22

Monday 24 February 2014 9:16

I'm sorry but why would you rub your bare foot on an object to see what it was? It's not that hard to bend down and look.

mollyjynxjax 28

Monday 24 February 2014 10:34

Also, shiny tends to mean sharp as far as small objects on the floor go, whether it's glass, a safety pin, a sewing needle etc

chutney_02 22

Monday 24 February 2014 9:17

Your carpet was only giving you a free acupuncture session

greeneyebeauty9 28

Monday 24 February 2014 9:18

Oooorrr you could just bend down and see what the item was. The first thing I think of when I see something shiny on the floor is a thumb tack or some change. To be safe, I definitely wouldn't have put my foot near it. So, YDI.