By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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hsusanne 0

It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)

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tessitada 0

Better out than in I always say.

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gigi37 0

Well, if you don't cover your mouth then....FISH HOOK!!! I do that with my friend all the time and it's taught me to cover my mouth. Also, OP, wouldn't you expect something to fall/fly/land in your mouth when it's wide open and you're IN a park? Sorry, but when I'm outside, I'm a little paranoid about that kind of stuff...

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ananamoose 0

You shut your mouth when your talking to me!

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tashakishka 0

exactly what my first thought was lol this fml keeps making me yawn D:

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jeniiladoosh 0

my sentiments exactly. YDI... have manners

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americayay 0

Haha. This reminds me of those children's toys where you open each barrel and a smaller one resides inside. A fly inside a spider, inside someone who can't cover his mouth whilst yawning.

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jdannyl 0

hmm, i was just going to put cover your mouth etc, but then so many people have, so can't be arsed now xD

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senseofreason 0

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly, why o why did she swallow a fly, perhaps shell die. there was an old lady who swallowed a spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly why o why did she swallow the fly, perhaps she'll die. it's a song a daycare sang to me when I was little about not swallowing poison... the old bat swallowed a bird next...

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hsusanne 0

It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

you know where that covering-your-mouth came from? in the middle ages, people feared that their soul would get out if they diddn't cover their mouths. What you see as the non-rude thing to do is actually an ancient and quite stupid superstition. Still, I cover my mouth too and am not too eager to see the inside of other people's mouth

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tapesculpture 0

that's so gross D:

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kukopia 0

Stuck? Really? So big that they got STUCK in your mouth, yet you didn't see them nor the web as you walked toward them?!?!? Nope, not buying it. Not voting either.

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smilertylerfudge 0

hey fucktard learn to write you stupid ass douche

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kukopia 0

#39 isn't retarded... He's stuck at tarded.

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dloyfbc 0

Calm down there guy..

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yeti09 0

That remind me of Star Wars Episode 1 when Obi Wan was in the underwater ship and was being pursued by a sea monster, which was then eaten by an even larger sea monster. The only difference would be that, in Star Wars, Obi Wan made it out alive.

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hilda_kitty 16

... only a complete nerd could make that sound cool... =D

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hairytoenails 0

YDI FOR HAVING A SHRINE DEDICATED TO VENUS FLY TRAPS IN YOUR ROOM 10th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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untalented1 0

we eat loads of spiders when we sleep anyway. actually, that's possibly a myth and every source i've seen tells a different story.

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