Love, Embarrassing and Health: Impressive

Impressive

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

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Cool moves, dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

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Ready, steady…

By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

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No good deed…

By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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Why would you do this?

By harrassment101 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

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Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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The struggle

By lizi - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML

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Caught off guard

By dooommage - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

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Sirens

By yumx24 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

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Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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The left hand, the right hand

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML

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BoredOne 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

She must have giggled because she was so impressed by your ability to squeal.

Fuck34 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

Bad things happen when you show off. I'm surprised that's all that happened...it could have been worse.

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emorockerownage 9

Monday 23 March 2009 16:11

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sarahalyssa_fml 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 2:13

well he should NOT have picked up heavy weights unless he was ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that he could lift them.

fluorescentadole_fml 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:55

lol, you say "own" a lot

skullcandifiedDJ 5

Friday 28 October 2011 22:27

at least she knows that you're a funny guy...

Fuck34 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

Bad things happen when you show off. I'm surprised that's all that happened...it could have been worse.

Mr_Serious 6

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

dont try and show off unless you know you can handle it, serves you right

Jaywin 3

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

At least she was looking at you? I don't know, I'm just trying to find some positives in this situation for you.

plum_lovin 28

Saturday 29 June 2013 21:21

At least he got her to giggle..

BoredOne 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

She must have giggled because she was so impressed by your ability to squeal.

Jimboom 11

Monday 23 March 2009 16:21

You never just drop heavy weights on the ground. Even if your trying to not look like the clumsy ass you are. What if somebodies foot had been there? Or they had bounces and rolled onto someone's hand? Still. This FML did make me smile. Karma is and always will be a byatch!