Surprise !

By snottyface - 26/09/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

BOOM, HEADSHOT WTF he doesn't cover his face when he sneezes? You should sneeze and blow snot all over him next time you blow him.

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allmidnighteyes 10

BOOM, HEADSHOT WTF he doesn't cover his face when he sneezes? You should sneeze and blow snot all over him next time you blow him.

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stone_light 0

#1 beyond epic win PWNED NUB and GF gf(even though they are husband and wife...) would have been sufficient but headshot is just awesome

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epicfailburger 0

never interupt a man when he's playing. actualy, last time someone did that to me I stabbed them and licked the knife.

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Intoxicunt 5

What other bodily substances do you take loads of into your eye?

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MsTs1 0

semen, my own vaginal fluids, poop, pee

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Intoxicunt 5

Lmfao. Nice. How do you shit in your eye? I'm going to go try that. Mercy, do you use any IM?

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BakerMan_fml 0

damn, beat me to it. I was gonna make the bodily fluids joke...

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jchansfan 0

LOL It would have been funny if he did it right as you yelled "BOOOO-gers..." :P

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talilafangs 0

Ohhhh man...I did that to my ex boyfriend once. I bet he felt terrible, I sure did! Though he deserved it cause he made me laugh by moving really slowly towards my face while i was crying. :p You however, not so much.

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MandieHart 0

hahahaha that's what you get :D

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allmidnighteyes 10

When you let your heart win? Or for waking up in Vegas?

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jchansfan 0

LOL... I like the Paramore song referenced, but that Katy Perry one makes me want to burn down Las Vegas so i never have to hear about it again... lmao... :P

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Stormx 0

They're as bad as eachother. I really see no difference in terms of hooks and levels of artistry (i.e. none)

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Intoxicunt 5

SupermegatetragrammaWIN. AME wins too. Now I have both songs simultaneously playing in my head.

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