By oldlady - 08/11/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, after a trip to see my doctor, I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year-old guy. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

...trapped in the body of a 50 year old cougar.

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Ninjaface 0

On the bright side you skipped mimicing menstruation.

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allmidnighteyes 10

...trapped in the body of a 50 year old cougar.

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Ajjas013 6

There is also such thing as male breast cancer. But it's rare and so is your condition... Probably.

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ryguy997 0

stay away from licorice an #7 recycleable bottles since both contain estrogen.

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zach205 24

57 a lot of stuff does, the natural male body has estrogen even, just as females naturally has testosterone

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Ninjaface 0

On the bright side you skipped mimicing menstruation.

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dudeitsdanny 9

No, that was before FML was even around. "Today, blood came out of my penis. It's not an infection of any sort. I have ovaries and a period. FML."

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Fluffy_homan 0

r u sure your a male? have you checked if there's junk in your pants? and r u sure you wernt lied to as a child about your age?

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ShadyJeff 0

what? lied about his age? also english please.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Yeah, lied to about his age. As in, he's really 50. And possibly a woman. OP:Were you in a comatose state for a longgggggggg time?

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bosshaug 0

Ahh, finally stopping that monthy ritual females call menstration? Good move

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Peroxide 3

I smell a hilarious sitcom in the making...

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isantorin 0

before everyone starts screaming about how insensitive it is in one way or another, at least.

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