Health: Chapped out

Chapped out

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 09:28 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my mom before an important job interview. She commented than my lips looked dry and crackly and gave me her chapstick with aloe to put on. Apparently I'm allergic to aloe and my lips got so swollen I could hardly talk. It was too late to reschedule the interview. FML

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By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:49 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom kissed me goodbye before I went to a big job interview. I got weird looks on the way there, but I figured it was just because I look like a massive douche in formal wear. Turns out my mom had smeared lipstick all over my chin. The person who finally let me know was my interviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

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By caiti - 06/08/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML

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By foxyreegan - 04/02/2012 05:22 - United States

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By The Cat Tickler - 13/09/2018 15:00

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By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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First impressions

By pdnne - 12/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I had a really important job interview, and as i was about to leave for it my mom told me to remember to make eye contact. As I was walking in, it was the only thing I could think about, so looking directly at him my foot hits a lip in the floor and my head slams into his desk. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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liquidbunny 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 22:51

it didnt necessarily have to be the aloe the op was allergic to it could have been one of the dozens of chemicals in the lip balm. But then again allergic reactions can happen suddenly.

bloodyfreak_fml 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:47

It's never too late to reschedule when you have an emergency......

Comments

Mihir 1

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:28

1st! ahah, apply to the same job with another name

Starfire22 5

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:30

Just explain it to the interviewer, I'm sure they will understand!

suaveneanderthal 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:34

mmmm i bet it looks like you got some big ol' dick suckin lips, those are the best.

Peroxide 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:38

I hope it was for a postion with that company that makes those large novelty candy lips.

Peroxide 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:41

Man: Hey, sir! Try our wax lips: the candy of 1000 uses. Homer: Like what? Man: One, a humorous substitute for your own lips. Homer: Mm hmm, keep going. Man: Two, er...ooh, I'm needed in the basement!

Kuro_koumori 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:39

Send him your grandma's nudes instead.

tttron 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:43

I hope this was meant for the other FML...

Kuro_koumori 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:55

Yes, yes it was. Posting on my iPod always ***** everything up.

Starfire22 5

Saturday 12 December 2009 18:40

Agreed!

alexandraa_fml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 18:50

Shame on grandmama!

thebootyfaerie 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:44

Hm... as someone who is just mildly allergic to aloe, I'm surprised that you didn't know already. That stuff is in everything nowadays, so I doubt that this is the first time you've run into the issue. I'm not going to call fake, but I am going to call "suspicious." Or this is a few years old, before they started putting aloe in everything (lotion, tissues, lip gloss, shampoo, toilet paper, etc.).