Today, I was shopping at the mall and really had to pee. I decided...

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By I_probably_deserved_it - 09/11/2017 17:48

Today, I was shopping at the mall and really had to pee. I decided to pee in the dressing room at one of the stores, becuase I had a lot of clothes I wanted to buy from them, but bathrooms were outside the shop. I got caught. FML

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Akitakat 31

Monday 13 November 2017 15:44

Dare I say it, this sounds made up after a similar fml?! Surprised this made it through the bs detector. Sorry!

Cali 54

Monday 13 November 2017 23:27

It didn't though... It only made it through community moderation!

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Akitakat 31

Monday 13 November 2017 15:44

Dare I say it, this sounds made up after a similar fml?! Surprised this made it through the bs detector. Sorry!

Cali 54

Monday 13 November 2017 23:27

It didn't though... It only made it through community moderation!

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