Perfect?

By NeverGonnaGetAny - 23/02/2009 19:28 - United States

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Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML
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bobdole 0

As a guy, let me tell you that that is one of the best compliments you can receive.

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Cloudy_fml 0

Well, would you rather them think of you as a piece of ass instead of as a friend? Take it as a compliment... Unless the "fml" part is that you've got the hots for your friends or something.

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bobdole 0

As a guy, let me tell you that that is one of the best compliments you can receive.

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ZleveL 0

the fml is that she's in Texas lol jkjk I ain't want nun of thum thur heelbeelies chaysin meh wif thur shawtguns n nayw

Stefany713 0

shut up 125 you're ******* retarded

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Blacksabbath211 9

op, babe, tht is major respect ur getting, no fml here

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underaegis 0

if your not understanding the fml it was written by a girl

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fluorescentadole_fml 8

haaahahahaha! shut up stefany, you bring shame to our name

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btown1616 0

that is like the coolest thing you could ever hear from a guy!

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Noelletakumi 36

Friend zoned but in a good way. At least they don't just want you for sexual reasons.

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Cloudy_fml 0

Well, would you rather them think of you as a piece of ass instead of as a friend? Take it as a compliment... Unless the "fml" part is that you've got the hots for your friends or something.

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alice_18 16

You say this but there is nothing but sympathy heard when a guy says he is in the friend zone.

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Azellia 15

163- Agreed. Guys all bitch and give each other sympathy when one of them gets friend-zoned, but when a girl gets friend zoned it's one of the "best compliments". However, this girl should still consider herself lucky to have good friends like this. If she likes one of them in particular she could try spending time with him alone and maybe he will begin to consider her as more than just a friend.

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idontwantausern 1

you're probably ugly and shouldn't have asked that...but if you're attractive he should've replied "I would **** the shit out of you"

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TheSkaAssassin 0

that's one of the best things to hear from a group of guys

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Flora_fml 6

I would be ecstatic to get such a compliment! Don't worry about it- "guy friends" are the best friends for helping you hook up down the road.

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mleeb 0

you're a girl in a room full of college guys, WTH did you expect? if you were looking to f*ck them, don't hang out with them so much. you brought it upon yourself.

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yay_fml 0

I understand your pain. I have lots of guy friends, and I know it's good for them to respect you, and consider you "one of the guys", just like the other posters have said. Having good guy friends is wonderful. BUT it can get annoying, that no matter what, you always end up being "one of the guys". Eventually, you want to date or something. When you go to your guy friends for help, they refuse to give any because they "can't see you that way." Sometimes, a girl, even if she is totally awesome and loves to talk about balls with you all day, just needs to get laid!

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girllostinmind 6

They are friends. Y'all are ******. That's a compliment that guys are close so y'all are close. Most of them see: ass ass ass. They see: Good friend I can trust I don't even have to tell her she knows but she's getting slutty maybe she is only ass.

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yoursavinggrace 0

Story of my life. But it's a good thing, not FML. They see you for your personality, and if you do like one of them as more than a friend, all you have to do is flirt more until they realize youre interested. :] Honestly, if you guys have one of those semi-flirty friendships then they obviously find you attractive. You have nothing to worry about.

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deeznutzismine 0

#27 - it happens all the time. you'd be shocked.

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