By tman - 14/10/2010 08:24 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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perdix 29

Aw, isn't that sweet? I'll bet she loves you so much, she'll always think of you while she's ******* other dudes. That must be so gratifying except for the part that you're not one of those dudes. . . and there will be lots of them.

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skittle68 0

Or just move on and not put up with this craziness... Why would you WANT to pursue someone like that?? And women are not possessions so he can't defend what's "his" I belong to my bf by choice, but if I chose not to anymore there would be nothing he could do about it

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allenrotstein 0

Pressured into another relationship... Oh boy, some excuses are simply genius!!

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biass 0

You know what they say, it's the thought that counts!

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

go beat that dudes ass. if you win you'll feel better and maybe get her back. if you lose, at least you did something.

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brandikinz 4

don't worry OP, she's a ***** anyways

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yake12 0

damn I got moderated... there is a desperate need for a sarcasm font...

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allenrotstein 0

Meh, blame the USA, they are the reason of all the evil in this world.

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knight0748 5

I blame your chest!

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sloppyflow 1

tell her you'll think of her everytime u made love to ur dog

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glider23 0

What she really meant to say was, you suck dick at ******* pussy, and she will be laughing at your little dick while her new boyfriend rips apart her insides. Face it dude, she found a guy with a bigger dick.

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rockstatic 0

She's going to regret it for the rest of her life. And you're still better off without her.

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tizzwang 0

wow that some big bs I've heard. no one usually gets pressured into a relationship unless threatened or something

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tizzwang 0

I wasn't talking about the post I was talking about what the gf said

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NightSkyx 0

it's ok, she never made good sandwiches anyway

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xVictoriaDreamz 0

that's disgusting. lmao

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BizzaroG 0

and the most terrible thing I ever heard

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MAGNAVOX 0

That sucks man. There's more girls out there!

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

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skittle68 0

Or just move on and not put up with this craziness... Why would you WANT to pursue someone like that?? And women are not possessions so he can't defend what's "his" I belong to my bf by choice, but if I chose not to anymore there would be nothing he could do about it

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skalyan 0

wow! "Woman like to be persued" right words.. OP ask her, what if she mistakenly moans your name while having sex with the other guy? will the other guy be ok with it?

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docscientist 9

Or say **** it and not deal with bullshit games. If grow a pair means to be manipulated in some crazy cry for attention, then no thanks.

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pasiphae9 5

I'm sorry, what? The only women who like to be pursued are the emotionally crippled ones who need to make their partner PROVE that he loves them, over and over again. You know, the ones who don't understand how to have a healthy relationship, and constantly play mind games. Maybe I'm alone in this, but when I am in love with someone, I don't feel the need to leave them just to see if they are obsessive enough to beat my new boyfriend into a pulp. Maybe you just date morons though, I don't know.

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hoghunter 1

you have a point that women like to be pursued , but that is only to a certain point. and if I had a girl pull this crap on me first I would bitch her out, and if it where a "test" I would kick her ass to the curb for being ******* psychotic.

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

way to over analyze... ok I did not mean he owns her. He owns part of the relationship and should fight for whats his if that's what he wants. i was wrong the first time in saying that she probably set it up. Although there are women like that I should give ops girl the benifit of the doubt. Op said it was out of the girls control. IE her parents said she should be with someone else or another dude is swooping in. He needs to be a man and confront these issues and not just write a moody FML. I had a buddy that got put in the same situation, her parents said no way in hell and he worked hard to show them his good side.

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WiseGuy79 14

Lol That's messed Arranged marriage maybe?

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