By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

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Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
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gmor 0

haha that's great!! keeper lol

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RonnieBurgundy 0

A **** razors gotta eat!

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gmor 0

haha that's great!! keeper lol

188 3
MrSassypants 33

he wants to look good he had a bad hair day.

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dtbomb 3

your boyfriend is full of win

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NicoleMorganX3 0

hahhaah that's great

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_TONGAN_ 5

Om nom nom...It's the ****-hair monster!!!!  :)

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MarkSeattle 0

could be either. I hope just trimming. shaved clean on a guy is creepy gross in a little boy pedophile sort of way...

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azim2424 0

a penis has a miserable life. his hairs a mess, his neibhor is an asshole, his best friend is a ******, and he always spills mayonaise

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Britney_0 0

OP is not an expert in the subject and is not familiar with the most correct term. Apparently you do.

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daemonios_fml 0

YDI for being a whining humourless person. No FML here folks, move along.

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mokacoffee 0

who gives a shit? do you know how many ppl out there are **** hungry? don't let that spoil your appetite!

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Monkeylover2010 0

Buahahahahahahaha! That's freaking funny!!! :D

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fthku 13

You got it wrong, it's A penis leads a sad life. His hair is a mess, his neighbour's an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and he is being constantly beaten by his owner.

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lette4life959 10

I wanna thumb this up, but because of the post, I feel it should stay at 69. Lol

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ClassyFade 9

I'm guessing you're one of them?

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_Ama_Lia_V_ 0

Nooo. Your Stupidd. Because Girls Are Moree Into The..Fun Tyle Of Guy :] But You Seem..All Firm..? Mysterious..And Weird...So, HaveFun! ^.^

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ViiciousDreamz 0

haha firm.. haha

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why Must People Type Like This?

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And_Jelly 0

-_Ama I really wouldn't be replying to that comment Typing Like This, unless you like to hold your shift key alot.

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EricErection69 0

your bf is halarious and idk how to spell that so :P and its on nom nom! get it right I started that>;o last year

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PurpleMonkeysFor 0

Actually Eric, the cookie monster started that, and it is, indeed, "om nom nom (nom nom nom nom until the cookie has been reduced to mere crumbs)" Please, just, no.

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corytheboss 0

Taylor tots your gorgeous just sayin :)

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leafyloud 0

Ama Lia why do you purposefully make yourself sound dumb by typing like that?

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dynky 3

ewww stubbly balls. shaving is gross.

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hahaalolz 0

well, some people might not way **** hairs in the mouth? shaving should be compulsory!!!!

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hahaalolz 0

*want, phew, glad I corrected myself before the damn grammar Nazis did...

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jbsington 8

they jump on you like a pack of hyenas, and eat your brains out like a pack of zombies... oh yes I did have two similes and an ellipsis in that sentence! suck it! (I hope to god I spelled 'ellipsis' right)

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Renesaga 8

Grammar Nazi, right here. You didn't capitalize the first word in any of your sentences. xD I'm just kidding. It doesn't matter to me, unless a sentence is written like. "u shld ttly hav 2 shav ur bawlz!!!1"

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LexSwift 17

93- LOL at the example sentence you used. (:

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RonnieBurgundy 0

A **** razors gotta eat!

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Poepiepiesie 3

Indeed those razors have the right to live their own bourgondic life of eating **** hair and drinking the fine ales that the human body expels.

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sweet_blasphemy 2

that's cute OP. YDI for me such a tight a**

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emmmmmma_fml 0

I agree haha it made me laugh :) everyone should be funny like this :)

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